Reuben makes me smile. Sure, he’s bit odd…but he’s obviously an intelligent man.
As in Reuben Fraser?
No, as in Reuben Frankau, actually. You won’t know him… he works in the shop. He used to be my bus driver, haha. But Reuben Fraser makes me smile, too. He is hot! I remember when I kissed him…yum.
luceloves: Oh, OK, and he’s intelligent?! A bus driver/sales assistant…yep, he sounds like a genius, Grace, whatever you say… so, why does he make you smile? Do you have fancy snogging him as well, just like you did with Reubes Fraser? I bet it was nice, though. He is tres hot, I completely agree.
bemybestfriend: No, he is clever. My parents know him and tell me that he went to Durham. You can just tell that he’s clever. He obviously is clever; you can tell just when conversing with him. No, I don’t want to snog him…he’s not as gorgeous as Mr Fraser. Plus, he’s probably 20 years older than me, so if we did snog, he would probably be arrested/put on some national record! He is a nice guy, though, he just comes out with these witty remarks. Nicer than your average dumb sales assistant who just wants to get their pay and go off to the chippy as soon as possible (you know who I mean, Luce). Please don’t say “snog”- it’s a horrid word to use. I didn’t really “snog” Reubes, though, I just kissed him. There were no tongues involved! He was just drunk…naughty boy!
luceloves: Ah, OK, maybe he just doesn’t want to be a sterotypical clever person who goes on to great things. Like my brother. He went to Oxford to do English Lit, and he didn’t go on to do anything great. He just writes a little bit for the local newspaper, even though he could write in the FT or the Times if he wanted, and then he just stays at home with his girlfriend, living on a shoestring budget, apparently working on a book which he has been “working on” for the last 5 years. Hmph. I wish he would drive an Aston Martin and go to the polo like his old university friends do….
Anyway, enough of my brother! Yeah, you should still snog him though, older men are hot…and, if they’re still sad and single at 40, they probably perv on young girls! Lol, joking.
Sure you snogged Reubes F! I bet you did get your tongue in there. Sorry, this conversation is becoming increasingly sick. I have to go, though Geeeo, see you tomorrow babycakes. Lyxxx
